THAT I LIKE, HAVEN’T BEEN ANSWERING YOUR GUYS’ QUESTIONS AND STUFF, BUT I’VE BEEN SUPER BUSY LOOKING FOR A LUMPIN’ HOT BOYFRIEND. I’LL ANSWER THEM AGAIN, SO GET OFF MY BACK.

CH’YEAH LIKE, NO THANKS. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO KEEP MY LUMPIN’ HOT BIKINI BODY?

OH. MY. GLOB. LIKE WHAT THE STUFF.
I AM LIKE ALL THAT AND A CUP OF SUGAR AND LIKE LUMPS. SO LIKE DON’T EVEN START. EVERYONE LIKE KNOWS US PRINCESSES ARE TOTES TOO LUMPIN’ SWEET AND THE PRINCES ARE LIKE SOUR. EXCEPT PRINCE BUBBLEGUM.
SO LIKE. YA. WHATEVER.

YOU SEEM LIKE, REALLY FAMILIAR.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO LIKE, STOP BEING SO LUMPING JEALOUS OF THESE HOT LUMPS, EVERYONE WANTS ME. AND BY THE WAY, FINN IS JUST LIKE, SO NERVOUS ABOUT ASKING ME OUT HE HAD TO LIKE, PICK SECOND BEST. BUT HE’LL TOTALLY BE MINE SOON, SO DON’T WORRY.

OH MY GLOB JAKE, I LIKE, NEVER THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE WITH ME SO MUCH, OF COURSE I WILL TAKE YOUR FOOD. XOXO

SO LIKE LUMP OFF OKAY?

I’LL BE COMING BACK MORE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, OR WHATEVER.
A LUMPY SPACE BEAR WAS RAVAGING MY CAMP SITE, AND LIKE, I HAD TO LIVE IN THE NIGHTOSPHERE FOR AWHILE. NO WORRIES.
AS A RESULT THOUGH, I HAVE LIKE A SPLIT PERSONALITY AND WILL HAVE TWO DIFFERENT ART STYLES NOW.

asktheicequeen:

WHAT THE GLOB IS THIS FEELING I’M LIKE, FEELING? IT’S LIKE, WITH THOSE TWO IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY, I WANT THEM TO LIKE, DO THINGS AND STUFF.

ONCE I LIKE, GET DOWN THE RITUAL, THEY WILL HAVE THEIR SOULS SUCKED OUT OR WHATEVER. AHAHAHAMUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
NO BUT LIKE, SERIOUSLY. DON’T. OPEN. THE. CLOSET. OR. STUFF.