♫ Ask Lumpy Space Princess ♫

My like, guilty pleasures. Don’t lumpin’ judge me.
Teen Wolf and Trueblood are like, globs of fun and stuff.

Ask is shutoff. Like, I need some lumpin’ time to catch the lump up. Good glob.
UH, LIKE, DUH. I LARB TO PARTY. PARTIES ARE LIKE, SO LUMPIN’ FUN. AND NOT LAME.

UH, LIKE, DUH. I LARB TO PARTY. PARTIES ARE LIKE, SO LUMPIN’ FUN. AND NOT LAME.

Like, with a new style, and like, everything.

Like, with a new style, and like, everything.

SORRY

THAT I LIKE, HAVEN’T BEEN ANSWERING YOUR GUYS’ QUESTIONS AND STUFF, BUT I’VE BEEN SUPER BUSY LOOKING FOR A LUMPIN’ HOT BOYFRIEND. I’LL ANSWER THEM AGAIN, SO GET OFF MY BACK.

CH’YEAH LIKE, NO THANKS. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO KEEP MY LUMPIN’ HOT BIKINI BODY?

CH’YEAH LIKE, NO THANKS. CAN’T YOU SEE I’M TRYING TO KEEP MY LUMPIN’ HOT BIKINI BODY?

EX-LUMPING-CUSE ME!

DONT TALK BOUT ME BEING THE WORST, CUZ IM LIKE, JUST A MALE VERSION OF YOU.

OH. MY. GLOB. LIKE WHAT THE STUFF.
I AM LIKE ALL THAT AND A CUP OF SUGAR AND LIKE LUMPS. SO LIKE DON’T EVEN START. EVERYONE LIKE KNOWS US PRINCESSES ARE TOTES TOO LUMPIN’ SWEET AND THE PRINCES ARE LIKE SOUR. EXCEPT PRINCE BUBBLEGUM.
SO LIKE. YA. WHATEVER.

YOU SEEM LIKE, REALLY FAMILIAR.

YOU SEEM LIKE, REALLY FAMILIAR.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO LIKE, STOP BEING SO LUMPING JEALOUS OF THESE HOT LUMPS, EVERYONE WANTS ME. AND BY THE WAY, FINN IS JUST LIKE, SO NERVOUS ABOUT ASKING ME OUT HE HAD TO LIKE, PICK SECOND BEST. BUT HE’LL TOTALLY BE MINE SOON, SO DON’T WORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU NEED TO LIKE, STOP BEING SO LUMPING JEALOUS OF THESE HOT LUMPS, EVERYONE WANTS ME. AND BY THE WAY, FINN IS JUST LIKE, SO NERVOUS ABOUT ASKING ME OUT HE HAD TO LIKE, PICK SECOND BEST. BUT HE’LL TOTALLY BE MINE SOON, SO DON’T WORRY.